Saturday, May 10, 2014

wow

I keep telling myself that I'm going to start using this thing more often, but then I never do.

I am really fucking dumb.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Presenting the third project that I have ever finished ever

I wrote an interactive story thing. It's pretty great.

Click Here

There's a bunch of endings, and it'll only take a few minutes.

Friday, August 30, 2013

I should probably like post regularly and more often or something but I don't care so screw you

Ya hi.
Too lazy to write, have more chatlog.


Magical Girl Satori: seth
Magical Girl Satori: this day has had a severe lack of touhou
Dr. Fez: wat u want butt captain
Magical Girl Satori: and I don't know what to do
Dr. Fez: no
Dr. Fez: this day has too much fucking toehoe
Dr. Fez: I've been talking to Magical Girl Satori all day
Dr. Fez: getting on my nerves
Magical Girl Satori: satori is my waifu
Magical Girl Satori: don't talk about her like that
Dr. Fez: you're being so ridiculous
Dr. Fez: I'm going to tell my body pillow girl friend about what a neckbeard you are

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Happy New Year

I think the world was supposed to end or something, but I was asleep when it happened.

Oh well, maybe I'll catch it next year.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Power Rangers

I'm going to review a game. Instead of a detailed analysis, have some screenshots of a black guy jumping around like an idiot.








Score:

The game is scored in the categories of Graphics, Playability (controls, how much I want to punch babies after playing, whether or not it brings losts out of my television to haunt me, etc.), Audio, and finally Fun.

Afterwards, I'll disregard all the other scores, and arbitrarily assign another one that is in no way calculated off of the scores in each individual category. Mostly because I hate doing math. Fun and Playability would probably be the most important two, if I actually gave a shit.

Graphics - Who the fuck cares. It's a goddamn SNES game.

Playability - Pretty much every character is fucking horrible, besides the black guy (He has a fucking axe, and knows how to dance). And Billy is goddamn awful, even when compared to everyone else. Other than that, the controls are okay, usually.

Audio - Go, go, Power Rangers bitches.

Fun - All of my yes, besides the stupid Megazord fight. That was a fucking bitch and a half. Did I mention cars explode when you punch them? Because they do. And blowing up cars with your fist is the definition of fun.

Final Score - This game receives the Rellim's Seal of Oh My God Fucking Awesome

And yes, I did just score a game without using any sort of numeric device. Go fuck yourselves.